Jude Law has apparently signed on to be the new face of “Dior Homme Sport“. The campaign will officially launch in July but the ad was already shot in the Bahamas. Hmmm. Jude Law on the beach?

Jennifer Lopez is one of the biggest divas in the world lately, and I’m not really entirely sure why that is. She’s a decent singer, a decent dancer, and a craptacular actress, so she really shouldn’t be getting much in the way of diva treatment. However, she was seen at a concert, watching husband Marc Anthony perform, and she looked pretty spectacular. She’s definitely got the post-baby glamor thing down.

Pretty spectacular hooters too.

LAuren Conrad is already a spokesmodel for Avon’s Mark line, and now they’re ready to launch a charitable piece of jewelry. Ibn the Fall they’ll be selling a gold “Have a Heart” pendant for only $22, with 90% of the proceeds going to benefit the Girls m.powerment Campaign.

Lauren described the pendant as understated, and said it’s based on a vintage design.

My grandmother used to have one of those sort of fuzzy, round footstools in her living room, the oval kind, in a loud turquoise blue fabric. I think Lucy Liu’s grandmother must have had one too, in bright pink, because it seems that she cut a hole in the middle of it to turn it into a dress.

I love when people take a fashion risk but this is just flat out stupid.

Mary-Kate Olsen appeared on David Letterman last night to promote her new movie, The Wackness. The movie title could pretty much be used to describe the vast majority of her fashion choices because she just dresses outright weird. However, that aside, Mary-Kate had the best fashion advice for young Hollywood celebs that I have ever heard and I would love to see everyone take it to heart. She said, “Please wear underwear. Wear your panties.”

Yes, please. I’d like to live out the rest of my life without ever seeing another closeup of a female star’s anatomy as they exit a car, thanks.

Anne Hathaway was in Mexico for a photocall for her new film Get Smart. You would never know that she had just left her boyfriend who is currently being walloped by the courts with a huge bail and several charges. Look at her. She looks as pulled together as always. She wore a gorgeous Ossie Clarke vintage dress with Sergio Rossi heels

Honestly, she’s one of the classiest looking ladies in Hollywood these days.

What the hell happened to Uma Thurman?! I mean, she often chose off-beat outfits, but this is beyond off-beat, it’s just plain horrible. It looks like a bathrobe Hugh Hefner might wear. But it’s more than the fashion flop, she just looks like she dragged herself along the sidewalk to get to this event. Which happened to be Nelson Mandela’s birthday party, and really wouldn’t you want to make a bit more of an effort for that?

Kevin Federline is reportedly being offered seven figures to be the new spokesmodel for the Christopher Brian Collection. A source for In Touch has said that Kevin hasn’t officially said yes yet because he’s “busy with other projects” at the moment, but a rep for the line said, “We feel Kevin would be a great model for the line.”

What project do you suppose he’s involved in that would be important enough for him to potentially turn down a wad of cash? As far as I know, Kevin isn’t doing anything now. Unless he’s waiting to make sure Britney doesn’t go batshit crazy again.