Apparently the real reason that George Clooney split up with Sarah Larson recently is because he didn’t approve of her having a boob job. That’s a switch. With Hollywood being so superficial, you get used to breast implants so it would be refreshing to know that someone didn’t actually want the woman he’s with to have plastic surgery.

An insider source who is close with Sarah has said that she won’t be returning to being a cocktail waitress. With her recent experience in runway modeling and her new perky breasts, she’s ready to move on up.