I wonder if perhaps Alison Goldfrapp has been reading Twilight lately, what with this over-dazzling, beyond tacky silver sequined shirt with a fake sequined red and white tie.

I mean, that’s possibly the only reason I can think of. If she’s been reading about Edward Cullen maybe she’s jealous of that whole “vampires sparkle in the sunlight and are gloriously beautiful” and decided to take her best shot and bedazzling people too.

Either that or she got dressed in the dark. In a costume shop.