Good lord. I thought the thong was your best bet to prevent a panty line but now we get American Apparel‘s new assless tights.

Still in production mode, the tights aren’t available for purchase yet but one has to wonder what purpose this serves. Does it make it easier to sit down and pee? Does it keep your behind feeling fresh in the freely circulating breeze?

Why? WHY would someone wear tights with no ass? Why bother? You may as well buy knee-highs, go commando, and call it a day.

I must go bleach my eyes now.

(Thanks – I think – Lindsay)