Cycle 2: Camille (finished fifth; old-school house bitch; possessor of the “signature walk that will make her famous”)

Cycle 4: Brittany (finished fourth – and was totally robbed; often compared to young Janice Dickinson; lovable drunk and commendable Keenyah hater)

Cycle 5: Bre (finished third – way better than she should have; short and scrappy; key player in GranolaGate; has gotten a decent amount of post-show commercial work)

Cycle 5: Lisa (finished sixth; photographed beautifully despite looking ancient; made for insanely good television with her drunken hijinks; peed herself on national television; appeared on “Celebrity Rehab”)

Cycle 9: Bianca (finished fourth; house bitch; head shaved after terrible makeover; beat up the chick from the Hairspray movie in an airport)

Cycle 10: Dominique (finished fourth; delusional; hilarious; Brazilia!)

Cycle 11: Isis (finished 10th; first and thus far only transgendered contestant on the series; warm beige)

Cycle 11: Sheena (finished sixth; sassy Asian often criticized for posing too slutty)

Cycle 12: Allison (runner-up – and robbed of the win; gigantic eyes; artistic; has an affinity for bloody noses; adorable)

Cycle 13: Laura (runner-up for the short cycle; adorable hick; clothes made by grandma)

Cycle 14: Angelea (finished fourth; gutter trash; awful; bane of my existence)

Cycle 15: Kayla (finished fourth; earnest lesbian; took amazing photos but problematic body; given hellish Ronald McDonald makeover)