Someone needs to explain to Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt that it’s ridiculous to arrange photoshoots of their outings to get “candid” but “not-really-candid” shots of them prancing around the beach and making out. I think they’ve been doing The Hills for so long that they don’t know how to live life unscripted.

Lauren Conrad doesn’t seem to have this problem. What is wrong with Speidi and their attention whore ways?!

There are more outrageously scripted “candid” shots to see – you know you want to, just for the laugh!