Bikini Jeans – most ridiculous jeans ever
You thought it was bad when girls started wearing low-rise jeans but continued to wear thong underwear that came above the waistband? Well it just got a whole lot worse.
These jeans are called bikini jeans and they come with a fake thong attached to the top so that you can always have that skank look at your disposal without having to try so hard.
And if that’s not daring enough, the jeans are actually held up only by the strings on each side. One strong sneeze and you’d better hope you’re wearing real undies underneath when the jeans fall to your ankles.
Would you wear these ridiculous jeans?
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On March 29th 2009, sue wrote:
it looks like somebody is breeding a whole new
line of hooker wear! get we say “take me I’m a
whore?”
On March 29th 2009, Lisa wrote:
I effen love em. How do I get a pair? To all the haters…..just think…..no more ass crack hanging out!
On March 30th 2009, Samantha wrote:
I actually think it’s kinda cool. If I was in better shape I would probably wear ‘em.
On March 30th 2009, Reene wrote:
When low-rise came out, people fail to notice that it wasn’t for everyone, hence the ‘mushroom’ effect. It makes you wonder what will be taking place with these ‘bikini’ jeans, which I do agree is totally ridiculous, by the way!
On April 1st 2009, Notoneofyou wrote:
So… are they setting those up as the KMart Blue Light Special???? OMG… like white trash trailer park hos needed something else to wear.
On April 1st 2009, Notoneofyou wrote:
They belong in a strip club. Even for Japanese standards, these are pushing the envelope.
On April 4th 2009, socialcitizen wrote:
I don’t know who is more stupid, the designer of these “jeans” or the girls who will wear them! Its amazing what passes for fashion these days,! Maybe we should just wear the thong with a top and no pants or skirts!
On April 4th 2009, alextb wrote:
Women
Women
Will you ever let men go in peace??
On April 5th 2009, Niki wrote:
That is the most ridiculous pair of jeans I have yet to come across. Any woman caught wearing these should be sent to a strip joint and never show her face in public again. She should have more self respect for herself than to wear jeans like that, and she probably doesn’t realize the kind of example she’s setting for the children and setting them up to think they’re cool to wear such horrendous jeans. They shouldn’t even be consider jeans.
On April 6th 2009, Mary Szapiro wrote:
I would wear it, they are very sexy in the summer it would really look good…….You just dress it up well and you will look good and not trashy….
If you have the body, WHY NOT?????
I want one……..Can I buy one?
On April 6th 2009, Kith DeCuir wrote:
Mary, you’re crazy if you think you can ‘dress those up’ to any degree that would stop you from looking like a fashion failure.
WHY would you want to wear something that telegraphs ’slut’?
On April 6th 2009, Common sense wrote:
are you fucking serious…. this is quite possibly the most hooker meets trailerpark pair of pants ive ever seen, to those who call the people who dislike them haters, get over yourself, you either fail into the category of whore, or trailer park rat.
On April 7th 2009, sayla wrote:
so does the designer of these jeans live in a trailor park, i mean really these jeans are so trashy!! if you want to show of your ass that bad might as well go bottomless
On May 20th 2009, Nuge wrote:
Any woman who has a body that is fit enough to look good in those jeans is showing an excellent example for children. Right now our nation’s children have the highest rates of obesity of any country in the world. The women who are truly setting a bad example for our nation’s children are the women who waddle down the aisles in the grocery store buying candy, sugary drinks and cereals, candy, ice cream, chips, and enough other assorted junk that contributes to their morbid obesity, and worse, contributes to their children’s obesity. Any woman who allows her children to eat these foods to the point that they become obese, prime candidates for diabetes and heart disease should be arrested for neglecting their children and have their children taken away from them.
“Notoneof you” wrote “like white trash trailer park hos needed something else to wear.” Notone ofyou, why do you feel the need for racist remarks? Why single out white people? Are you implying white people are the only type of trash in trailer parks, or implying that only white women are slim enough to fit into these jeans? Either way, there’s no need to bring race into this.
On June 27th 2009, PhoneSex wrote:
Us phone sex operators ran across your post, and laughed.
We talk to guys all day and all night, from all walks of life, and all age groups.
Ladies…. sometimes more skin is NOT sexier, regardless of how great your body is.
Guys truly like a “classy lady”…. but then again you should be dressing yourself for what YOU like. If you seriously like these jeans that’s cool, however you lack any fashion sense, and obviously crave attention, and would fit in at any strip club, as the girls dancing usually are attention and drama queens who are starving for attention. Perfect stripper, and hooker wear.