Introducing Dina Lohan, shoe designer. Lohan, the notoriously permissive stage mom of Lindsay and Ali Lohan, will unveil her new “celebrity” shoe line creatively dubbed “Shoe-Han” at Trump Plaza in NYC on Thursday. The collection

Even more disastrously (Wait — is that a word?) failed reality star has been named national spokesmodel for the collection, which will sell exclusively at lovemyshoes.com. Dina isn’t the only Lohan trying to make a living in the fashion industry. News of the footwear deal comes just days after Lindsay made her Paris runway debut as Ungaro’s “artistic adviser” during Paris Fashion week on Sunday, earning the scorn of fashion journalist.