Know what I love about Kim Kardashian? The fact that she is always SO CLASSY. I mean really, nothing says, “I am a serious and conservative woman” like a safari-esque romper over a bikini top when celebrating at the Big Mac’s 40th birthday party (seriously? There was a party for that? Was it all D-listers?). That is TOTALLY high class and doesn’t look at all like something a prostitute might wear. Way to go, Kim!

Maggie Gyllenhaal is channeling disco fever. I’m really not a fan of these weird 70s-esque backless jumpsuits but they seem to be gaining popularity. I have yet to see anyone who looks really good in one no matter how awesome they usually look. Plus they just don’t seem practical. What if you need to pee? That’s just a big pain in the ass to deal with.

I love Leighton Meester, and I love her Gossip Girl character Blair Waldorf too. But someone really needs to encourage Leighton to sneak on to the set and raid Blair’s closet. Because really, why is she wearing a striped silver shorts suit? Seriously, she looks gorgeous from the neck up, but that outfit is blinding me.

Also, why did she wear that to a bowling alley on her date with her boyfriend? Can you imagine what that outfit looked like when paired with those rental bowling shoes?

Selma Blair decided to change things up from the little black dress by showing up to a premiere of Hellboy II in a little black romper, complete with really ruffled sleeves. I am not liking this look at all. I think rompers look great on anyone under the age of ten. On a grown woman it just looks weird to me.

Would you wear the romper? What do you think of Selma’s style here?

While I want to applaud Selma Blair for her very daring use of cleavage at the premiere of Hellboy II, I can’t because when I look at this plunging Marchesa jumpsuit, all I can do is think of Elvis Presley impersonators in Vegas. It’s just not working, Selma.

My grandmother used to have one of those sort of fuzzy, round footstools in her living room, the oval kind, in a loud turquoise blue fabric. I think Lucy Liu’s grandmother must have had one too, in bright pink, because it seems that she cut a hole in the middle of it to turn it into a dress.

I love when people take a fashion risk but this is just flat out stupid.

What the hell happened to Uma Thurman?! I mean, she often chose off-beat outfits, but this is beyond off-beat, it’s just plain horrible. It looks like a bathrobe Hugh Hefner might wear. But it’s more than the fashion flop, she just looks like she dragged herself along the sidewalk to get to this event. Which happened to be Nelson Mandela’s birthday party, and really wouldn’t you want to make a bit more of an effort for that?

What in the trainwreck is Mischa Barton WEARING?! The shiny black leggings, the bright yellow shorts, the bluish-black shirt, the tan jacket, the scarf, the OPEN TOE SHOES WITH NYLONS.

Good lord. Seeing such a beautiful girl in such a hideous outfit always makes me want to weep with despair.