Honestly, can’t Heidi Montag just be happy with the relative success of her hooker wear clothing line at Heidiwood? Why must she keep trying to be a singer? She can’t sing. And they take her bad voice and manage to make it worse by adding too much effect to it. I couldn’t even listen to it all. Check it out:
BLAGH!
Heidi Montag is launching her second round of clothing for her Heidiwood line. The semi-tramp clothing will be available at Kitson. And please don’t get me started on the fact that Spencer Pratt was running around trying to get people to buy “Team Heidi” shirts. Ugh.
Maybe while Heidi Montag is in Iraq she can try to sell some of her Heidiwood line. Yes? Heidi and her freaky boyfriend Spencer Pratt were on Extra talking about the fact that Heidi will be “performing” in Iraq (haven’t those soldiers suffered enough?), the video game they’re working on, posing with guns, and more.
Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt brought a camera crew with them to the shooting range so they could pose with guns before shooting some targets. It was supposedly to honor Heidi’s late stepbrother who always wanted her to be a good shooter (???) but of course it was really only about looking completely asinine with short shorts, high heels, and a moron boyfriend in front of the cameras.
Blech.
I nearly choked when I read this, so naturally I must share it. Heidi Montag has decided to release a Christian album, which would be find if, you know, she could actually sing. But the worst part is that she compares herself to Jesus because both of them have been so persecute.
On why she wants to record a Christian album: “I have been the most religious person since I was 2 years old. I always felt this crazy connection to God. [I consider myself] kind of non-denominational Baptist.”
On visiting Africa: “[This August, Spencer and I will] feed children and help build things.” (She once planned on devoting her life to God as a missionary in Africa.)
On ex-BFF Lauren Conrad’s claim that she spread those sex tape rumors: “There were rumors about a sex tape, but I had nothing to do with that. God knows the truth in all of this, and at the end of the day, that is the only thing that matters. Jesus was persecuted, and I’m going to get persecuted, ya know?”
On never reconciling with Lauren even though Jesus taught forgiveness: “I don’t think people are ever going to get that [but Lauren will] always have a place in my heart.”
I just… wow. Yes, Heidi. You’re EXACTLY like Jesus. Except not at all. Sometimes I wonder if she believes anything that comes out of her own mouth.
Heidi Montag was on The View to discuss the Heidiwood Fall line.
God her voice drives me mental.
I have to say one thing though, I am a far bigger fan of Lauren Conrad but the Heidiwood line is really well priced and some of the clothes are actually very cute. I love the Lauren Conrad Collection but can’t afford much of it whereas I could actually buy Heidi’s stuff. I just wouldn’t want anyone to know who I was wearing!
Despite constant criticism, Heidi Montag is determined to be a superstar and has just released a new single. Perhaps with Heidiwood on the brain, the single is called “Fashion”. It’s not as bad you might expect - it’s worse.
As a musician’s wife, I should be horrified but mostly I just can’t stop laughing. Talk about your over-digitized crap, not to mention the awful lyrics.
What do you think of Heidi Montag’s new “music” single?
Heidi Montag continues to show that she’s a humongous attention and media whore by continuing to stage over-the-top photo ops for the cameras, all while wearing a tacky t-shirt that says “I want more privacy”.
Heidi, sweetheart, we’d love to give you your privacy believe me. But you’re always RIGHT THERE.
