Paris Hilton has denied having a boob job in the past but if that’s true, where the hell did these enormous hooters come from? Paris may be reasonably pretty when she’s not skanked up, but she’s not a hugely endowed girl by any means. Either she got some implants done or she bought the world’s best push-up bra.
As much as it pains me to give props to Paris Hilton in any way, I must confess that she actually looked very pretty in this Hale Bob maxidress in pale blue.
Ever since Paris Hilton was seen in a short green dress that emphasized a belly protruding, people have been wondering if she’s pregnant. However, apparently she was in Las Vegas with the girls on her craptacular BFF reality show and she was seen swigging champagne and partying it up. I’d like to think that however useless and stupid Paris is that she’s at least smart enough to not be drinking like a loon while knocked up.
Which means that this dress was a faux pas in two ways - the first for making her look pregnant, and the second for being really ugly anyway.
Luckily I guess Paris was just bloated. The world is not ready for Paris Hilton Junior.
Paris Hilton was at the MTV Movie Awards with boyfriend Benji Madden this weekend and Paris looked really cute. Lately she’s been looking a little grungy, like she’s been borrowing clothes from Benji’s wardrobe. However, she looked great in a black and white strapless dress and some great shoes - and her hair looked GREAT.
I’ve never really understood why she’s so famous since she can’t act or sing or think, but she can look good if nothing else.
Paris Hilton has announced that her new clothing line will be available for purchase sometime this summer. If you’re seriously dying to buy something from her collection and are climbing the walls in anticipation, you can sign up for notification at Dollhouse.com and receive a special VIP code while getting to be one of the first to know when the line is available.
Paris Hilton proves that you can’t buy taste no matter how much money you have.
Honestly, if you want to show off your thighs, wear a miniskirt or some short shorts. What is the point of wearing cropped pants with huge slits in the thigh area?
Paris Hilton fulfilled a lifelong dream and made herself look just like a little Barbie doll by using some of the worst and most fake looking hair extensions since Britney.
What would her Barbie be called anyway? Paris Barbie? Ho Barbie? Braindead Barbie?
I think I like that last one.
(Also, who the hell is she standing with? Is he demonic or is that what happens when you stand too close to Paris?)
What the hell is Paris Hilton wearing? It looks like she took some old gift wrap and turned it into a shiny and very ugly little dress.
Also, please for the love of all that is holy, please tell me that she’s just standing in a weird way and that that is NOT a baby bump under her dress. Because if Paris Hilton breeds, it’s a sure sign of the Apocalypse.
