Paris Hilton has denied having a boob job in the past but if that’s true, where the hell did these enormous hooters come from? Paris may be reasonably pretty when she’s not skanked up, but she’s not a hugely endowed girl by any means. Either she got some implants done or she bought the world’s best push-up bra.

Aside from having big boobs all of a sudden, Paris also allegedly returned to her trampy ways. With “love of her life” Benji Madden nowhere to be seen, Paris was reportedly pressing herself up against Manchester United soccer player Cristiano Ronaldo, trying to get his attention, but he turned his back on her, completely uninterested.

Does Benji know about this?

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