These heels by Emanuel Ungaro aren’t new, but that doesn’t make them any less awesome.

The shoes have a heel that is far higher than what I would normally be comfortable wearing. However, the fact that they look like branches is cool enough that I would actually be willing to at least try to walk in them.

Unfortunately, the lowest price I’ve seen around the ‘net is $735, which is just a “little” out of my price range, and by “little” I mean “holy shit”.