Eva Longoria is on the cover of Allure magazine. While she looks very cute, inside she’s still going on and on about how she gained, what? Half a pound? for her role on Desperate Housewives – Eva! If you’re a “size zero” you didn’t gain much!

On her weight:“I’ve stopped working out and gained about seven pounds, which is a lot for a small person — but I’m still a size 0 . . . I never went up a size. I just got a little rounder.”

On Victoria Beckham: “By the way, in real life? Victoria Beckham smiles a lot. She’s very, very funny. I introduced her to Kate Beckinsale. How could they not know each other? They’re just like a comedy show.”

On her confidence: “I know I’m not pregnant; I know Tony and I aren’t breaking up. I know we’re not cheating.”