Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt know they’ll never get anywhere on The Hills or Heidiwood alone, so they have to keep their own buzz going. How better to do that, I guess, than to organize a photo shoot at a Dodgers game?

So weird. So strangely, bizarrely weird.

Is there anyone who genuinely likes them and not just because they’re a trainwreck waiting to happen? Please tell me!

Oh, also? Dear Spencer, Some guys look hot with a beard. You look like a serial killer. Go shave. Thanks.