Heidi Montag needs a new wardrobe consultant

Apparently there’s a lot of drama over the fact that allegedly Heidi Montag and Audrina Partridge got together to snark about Lauren Conrad and whether she did or did not hook up with Audrina’s ex. But WHO CARES, because the real issue here is what the HELL is Heidi wearing?! Does she think that just because she’s in Hollywood, she can literally wear anything?!
