Photos are in from Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt’s honeymoon in Mexico. Parts of if were filmed for future episodes of The Hills – hopefully none of THOSE parts, if you know what I’m saying because I don’t think it’s possible to vomit as much as that would require.

Doesn’t Heidi ever get tired of playing for the cameras? I mean, even if she really does love Spencer, even if this marriage is for real (snicker) and not for publicity (ha), it must be so exhausting to always be that flamboyant in front of the lens.

It’s like she doesn’t even know how to act naturally in front of a camera – it’s all soft porn all the time.

Eww.