Despite constant criticism, Heidi Montag is determined to be a superstar and has just released a new single. Perhaps with Heidiwood on the brain, the single is called “Fashion”. It’s not as bad you might expect – it’s worse.

As a musician’s wife, I should be horrified but mostly I just can’t stop laughing. Talk about your over-digitized crap, not to mention the awful lyrics.

What do you think of Heidi Montag’s new “music” single?