Because the world just hasn’t had enough of her yet, Heidi Montag has decided to launch her own line of dry shampoo. I seriously wish I was joking but so far it seems to be true.

Heidi didn’t last very long in the jungles of Costa Rica on I’m a Celebrity… Get Me Out of Here!, with both her and her husband, the equally useless Spencer Pratt first threatening to quit, then really quitting, then begging to come back, then fleeing to the hospital due to Heidi getting sick. Thank God they’re gone.

However, Heidi’s luxury item that she brought into the jungle was dry shampoo. This shampoo was so important to her that she had an epic breakdown of toddler proportions when one of the cast stole it. So dear to her heart is this product that she feels everyone in the world should have access to its miracles – perhaps the fact that someone stole it from her inspired her, realizing that people wanted dry shampoo so badly that they would resort to nefarious tactics.

Or maybe she’s a fame whore and needs to try to keep herself in the public eye for a few more minutes.

I’m not interested in Heidi Montag’s dry shampoo but I’m actually glad that she’s going to go ahead and work on this new project. With any luck it just might keep her busy enough that she’ll stop trying to sing all the time.

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