When Heidi Montag isn’t busy promoting Heidiwood or trash-talking Lauren Conrad on talk shows, she has to find other ways to keep her name bouncing in the media – so Spencer Pratt organized a big corny photoshoot on Mother’s Day to capture the moments of Heidi giving her mom flowers and a giant card.

The entire thing is so staged and ridiculous that I don’t know whether to laugh or throw my laptop out the window.

I’m just glad they’re not, you know, media whores or anything.