So apparently none of you are buying anything from the Heidiwood line right? Because if you were, the line would be doing better, and if that was the case, Spencer Pratt wouldn’t have been such a cheap asshole the other night. Spencer, Heidi Montag, and two friends went out to eat dinner at a restaurant in L.A. The party of four ran up a bill of $783 and then big shot Spencer paid a piddly $16 tip.

Spencer? If you can’t afford the tip, don’t order the expensive shit, okay? Simple rule.

One of The Hills‘ producers was on hand filming for the show, so he pulled out another $160 to add to the tip so that the poor waiter wouldn’t have to beat Spencer over the head with a frying pan.

And you just KNOW, right, that Heidi and Spencer are so goddamn annoying that the waiter probably deserved a huge tip and possibly a medal too.