Helen Mirren loves ”America’s Next Top Model” but hates breast implants.  I know - it seems like a contradiction in terms, doesn’t it? 

Recently, Mirren sat down with USA Today, where she revealed she’s hooked on Tyra and ANTM:

“I love it. I love Tyra Banks. It’s wonderful to watch the appalling nature of females. We are so awful.”

Later, she says she thinks breast implants are a little on the weird side and well…breast are a lot like fruit, specifically oranges:

“I absolutely believe in surgery. Why feel miserable if you can change something? Breast implants are weird to me. They seem a bit like hanging a pair of oranges around your neck.”

You have to love her, you really do - I mean, she’t got such a wicked sense of humor, especially when she says she “kicks ass, man,” in the new National Treasure sequel, “Book of Secrets.”  Love it.

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