Someone please tell me what in the hell Jennifer Connelly was thinking when she chose this green sequined minidress for the premiere of He’s Just Not That Into You premiere?

What went through her head when she got dressed that night? Did she think she was attending a costume party and decided to go as the Jolly Green Giant? Was she confused, thinking she had to audition for the role of Tinkerbell? Does she not have a mirror at home?

There’s just really nothing good to be said about this dress at ALL.