I know celebrities are frequently very vain and I know many female celebrities like to wear heels because it elongates the legs, blablabla.

But honestly. Jennifer Lopez is an idiot. You don’t wear super high stiletto heels when you’re walking down a flight of narrow airplane stairs while carrying one of your newborn babies, especially when you are a) not looking down to watch your step and b) not holding the railing. One false move and that baby would have been seriously hurt.

People should have to file an application before being allowed to reproduce.