Any old celebrity can put out a fashion line these days, but reality star Kendra Wilkinson is taking a different approach – she’s created her own line of stripper poles!

Forget the perfect pair of jeans, the right diamond earrings, or the most flattering shirt you can find: Apparently, according to Kendra, all a woman really needs is a good, top quality stripper pole to complete her life.

She recently said:

“I’m coming out with my own stripper pole. Stripper pole, and stripper pole workout. It’s like Carmen Electra’s, but mine is better. Mine will connect to the ceiling, and you can spin on it and do all that stuff on it.”

Connect to the ceiling. So you can spin on it. Huh.

Also, better than Carmen Electra’s pole? Who knew you would need to do comparison shopping when you go out looking for the best stripper pole?