Wow. I will never run out of things to write about as long as Lady Gaga exists.

Lady Gaga arrived on the red carpet at the 2009 Billboard Women in Music Awards and… God, I just don’t know what the hell she’s wearing or how to describe it.

Maybe it’s best described as a royal blue “gown” that looks somewhat like a slanket – you know, if slankets were see-through – and a bizarre black feathery crocheted uh, I don’t know, shawl?

I really can’t explain it better than that because it’s so ridiculous that it makes me laugh until I cry which makes it difficult to examine it more closely.

I would probably admire her unique style a little more if I didn’t always feel like she’s constantly trying to out-weird herself.

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