Lady GaGa could just rename herself “Lady Weirdo” and it would amount to about the same thing.

Lady GaGa was seen shopping around Paris with a friend – while wearing nothing more than a nude bodysuit and a little grey overcoat.

What the hell?! Seriously, WHAT THE HELL?! Who goes shopping like that?

On a couple of occasions, she had to stop and be helped back into her shoes – by a FAN – because they fell off while she was walking.

At that point you have to sort of almost hope that she was drunk, you know? At least it would offer a reasonable explanation of sorts.