In what may be the funniest story I’ve heard all week, Vogue Espana is completely insane because they slapped a photo of Lindsay Lohan doing one of her fruitless Marilyn Monroe photo shoots and THEN they wrote that she’s the “new Marilyn Monroe”.

Um. No. Not even close. The new Marilyn Manson maybe, but LiLo has NOTHING on the goddess that was Marilyn Monroe. I don’t care how many times she pulls that blonde wig on and poses with her lips out in a kissy face, she can’t do it. She’s missing the curves, the timeless beauty, and the sass.

I think I need to brush up on my Spanish grammar skills so I can write a letter to the editor.