Ah — The Taxpayers’ Dollars hard at work! South Thames College in London is offering a six-week course on how to walk in heels, master the catwalk, and purchase sensible shoes for work and play, London’s Daily Mail said Wednesday.

After all, there is a science to rocking the stilletto.

Instructor Chyna Whyne — who who penned the book Mastering The Art Of Wearing High Heel — will prepare students for the “business world and their social lives” with the unothodox elective.