Apparently Matthew McConaughey filmed two versions of his Dolce & Gabbana ad. In the European version he’s shirtless, yay! In the American version, he doesn’t remove his shirt because he wanted to “preserve some modesty”.

Wait, what?

First of all, hello? Matthew, we’ve all seen you walking around shirtless on the beach. Honey, we know what it looks like under that shirt, it’s a bit late for modesty. Second, perhaps you haven’t heard about it, Matthew, but see there’s this thing called YouTube? Yeah, and so we can see your shirtless version anyway, bud.

See?