I’ve been well known for singing the praises of Natalie Portman and about 95% of her fashion choices. She usually looks amazing in whatever she wears.

This striped dress at Cannes? Not so much. She reminds me of a barber shop pole or a pillar decorated with ribbon for a party. It’s just really a very weird dress.

Luckily she’s, you know, Natalie Portman so she still looks gorgeous from the neck up. And we can all rest knowing she’ll likely look much better the next time we see her.