I liked when Paris Hilton was with Benji Madden. She stopped flashing her coochie at everyone which was really nice – Benji was the one dating her, let HIM look at it, the rest of us don’t need to see it. But then I heard they’ve broken up and so now she’s hanging out at the Playboy Mansion and making us all look at her ass in a flimsy dress. Please, Paris! Go back to Beni!