First of all, I have to preface this by confessing that I didn’t even know who this was when I looked at the picture. Michael Jackson looks so radically and unbelievably different than he used to that he’s practically unrecognizable. Also? I thought it was a woman for a second. Either way, what the hell is this fashion statement all about? A tuxedo jacket and checked pajama bottoms? Seriously?! Michael, I know you’re turning 50 this week, but that’s no reason to start wearing your pajamas out in public – especially in Vegas!