Ever since Paris Hilton was seen in a short green dress that emphasized a belly protruding, people have been wondering if she’s pregnant. However, apparently she was in Las Vegas with the girls on her craptacular BFF reality show and she was seen swigging champagne and partying it up. I’d like to think that however useless and stupid Paris is that she’s at least smart enough to not be drinking like a loon while knocked up.

Which means that this dress was a faux pas in two ways – the first for making her look pregnant, and the second for being really ugly anyway.

Luckily I guess Paris was just bloated. The world is not ready for Paris Hilton Junior.