As could be expected, I suppose, Paris Hilton was around to skulk walk the red carpet at the Grammy Awards last night.

For reasons that I can not grasp, Paris wore what can only be the bastard child of a clown costume and a lampshade. I don’t even know who makes it, I just know that it was hideous and ridiculous. At award shows I expect to see glamor, not something best suited to a pole dance.

Is Paris looking for a new BFF or a new stylist? Better go for the latter!