Paris Hilton fulfilled a lifelong dream and made herself look just like a little Barbie doll by using some of the worst and most fake looking hair extensions since Britney.

What would her Barbie be called anyway? Paris Barbie? Ho Barbie? Braindead Barbie?

I think I like that last one.

(Also, who the hell is she standing with? Is he demonic or is that what happens when you stand too close to Paris?)