Fashionista Sarah Jessica Parker and husband Matthew Broderick hit up the opening of Mary Stuart in New York City.

What are they wearing? I know SJP likes to be cutting edge, but wow. I kind of like the shirt and the pearls but the … I don’t know, jacket? Is that what it is? What is up with those shoulders? I remember that shoulder pads made people look like their shoulders were enormous boxes, but this thing makes them pointy and that’s just really weird. Yikes.

And Matthew. Oh Matthew. I know no one has ever accused Matthew Broderick of being stylish but couldn’t someone tell him that a drab gray suit, a blue stripe-y bow tie, and BROWN shoes just don’t match? Good lord.

SJP’s hot pink shoes are kind of cool though, and her hair looks fabulous, so at least there’s some saving grace. Sort of.