Just when you think you’ve seen everything, someone comes up with an idea that makes you say “WTF?!” You know, like jewelry designed to look like sperm and fallopian tubes.

I don’t know. I’m all for being knowledgeable about the reproductive process, I just don’t know if I want to be wearing said information in my ears or around my neck.

(Stopping for a moment to stifle the urge to make totally inappropriate jokes involving sperm and ears and necks… Okay, that’s better.)

These will run you $70. Would you wear them?