Tara Reid, probably best known for some of the worst plastic surgery ever, has put out a new line called Mantra, which will feature dresses, bikinis, t-shirts, ponchos, and more. The clothing is decorated with little charms and beads. Tara says the bright colors are in the hopes of inspiring emotions in the people who wear them.

“It’s about putting into the universe what you want in life: Red means love, pink is friendship, green is lucky, black is protection. You’re gonna have a story when you wear this bikini or when you put this dress on: You’ll either get love or meet a new friend or you might meet a guy.”

The bikinis also feature sleazy slogans along the lines of “Catch Me If You Can” or “Single and Ready to Mingle”. Meanwhile, her t-shirt dresses show off cut-out backs with little hand-made chains across them.

Wow. This whole line sounds so… classy. Except not.

Check out her site at JustTara