Good lord. What on earth has happened to Teri Hatcher?! Remember when she played Lois Lane and everyone thought she was one of the hottest women on the planet? Oh my.

It’s not really the fact that she’s getting older. Despite what many think, women can indeed get older in Hollywood and still look great. Take Annette Benning as just one example. Or Helen Mirren. But Teri’s not just getting older, she’s also looking more and more like a wax figure of herself. Seriously, I’m not even 100% convinced that’s actually Teri Hatcher on the red carpet – you could tell me that it’s just a statue and I would totally believe it.

I think that when people start to look like they’ve escaped from the House of Wax, it’s time to delete your plastic surgeon’s phone number from your Blackberry and step the hell away from the scalpel (maybe Teri can call co-star Nicolette Sheridan and pass this advice along while we’re at it).

Also? If you head is that much bigger than your body and you start to resemble a bobble-head doll, you might also want to stop dieting.

Just a thought.