Remember this cover with the Beckhams?

Now Tom Cruise and Katie Homes apparently want to do something similar to show their, uh, sensual and erotic side.

Apparently:

“They have already started planning some of the photos. One suggestion they were keen on was the two of them posing together in the shower, dripping wet and covered by nothing but steam.”

“Tom and Katie have really amazing chemistry. They want to show the world how much.”

I feel a bit ill.