Katie Holmes had gorgeous long hair once upon a time. Back in the days of Dawson’s Creek and several years afterwards, you could swoon over her long waves.

Then she got a fabulous angled bob with blunt bangs and while it was a drastic change she looked dramatic and gorgeous and women all over the world apparently swarmed the hair salons asking for the “Katie Holmes Bob“.

I think Katie herself needs to get her ass back to the salon to ask for the Katie Holmes bob too because what in the hell is going on with her hair in this picture?!

It’s like a small woodland animal crawled up onto her head and then expired. Katie, you’re rich! You can afford to pay someone to make your hair look good, even in the awkward growing-out stage. Please, think of the children!