Paris Hilton was seen toting around her new BFF Brittany Flinginger as she partied in Los Angeles.

What exactly is this pink monstrosity that Paris is wearing? It’s just weird and it looks like the fuzzy collar is trying to eat her head.

Meanwhile, Brittany is looking less like a BFF and more like a hooker.

I wonder what it’s like to be someone’s best friend just for the sake of TV ratings?