I don’t know about you, but one of my main reasons for watching awards shows is to see what everyone is wearing. I love seeing beautiful women in equally beautiful gowns and seeing the men all spiffed up in their suits and tuxes.

I also watch to see the fashion trainwrecks and there is never an award show without one. Nothing could have prepared me for the horror at the ACM awards though.

For reasons unknown to anyone, Criss Angel showed up in a leather vest and ugly jeans – but he “dressed it up” with a fedora. Yeah, that’s classy!

And Wolf of American Gladiator fame arrived wearing an outfit that I’m pretty sure I saw worn by a girl in the goth crowd I used to hang with back in my crazy days.

What? Why? Huh? Sometimes there aren’t enough words to stammer coherently over fashion disasters.