Todd Palin, husband of Alaskan Governor Sarah Palin, is known as the “First Dude” in Alaska and isn’t bad looking at all. Which is perhaps why Caribaya, a rum company, is supposedly pursuing Todd to be their spokesman, including a series of billboard ads. The company intends to lure him over to their product by promising him that he will be a sex symbol to women everywhere. Uhhh. Wow?